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This Will Take Some Time… December 6, 2009

Posted by gregquill in Uncategorized.

Fair warning: I am trying to take a new direction on the Tiger Woods story, and this could take some time. From FARK.com: “Tiger Woods’ fifth (and counting) mistress emerges from the rough, complains the golfer ‘used her for sex.’ Looks like someone doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘mistress’.”

I figure that there must be a young, blond, attractive white woman somewhere who has NOT been his mistress.

Remember Nellie singing this in South Pacific?

When the skies are a bright canary yellow
I forget ev’ry cloud I’ve ever seen,
So they called me a cockeyed optimist
Immature and incurably green.

Yeah, I know. I’ll just keep looking…




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