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American Muslims Upset November 22, 2009

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American Muslims To Fort Hood Shooter: ‘Thanks A Lot, {jerk}, November 12, 2009

from The Onion

FORT HOOD, TX—Following Army psychologist Nidal Malik Hasan’s shooting rampage on the Fort Hood military base last week that left 13 people dead and 30 others injured, fellow Muslims across the nation sent him a message today, saying “thanks a [whole big lot, fella],” to the 39-year-old killer.

“Hey, great, eight years of progress right down the [left hand only hole of excrement],” St. Cloud, MN resident Zahida Naseem said at one of dozens of impromptu rallies held nationwide. “And you just had to scream ‘Allahu Akbar’ while you did it, didn’t you? May as well have put on a turban and rode a [fragrant] camel right through the army base, you [low class person]. Thanks for making the foreseeable future a living hell for normal, peace-loving Muslims in this country. Really appreciate it!”

American Sikhs are also reportedly enraged with Hasan, and an official statement from the National Sikh Heritage Center read, in part, “look, we got nothing to do with that guy.”


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1. gregquill - November 23, 2009

Sandy, this guy’s lawyer Galligan says Hasan is paralyzed, is incontinent and “in severe pain.”

“He is an individual in need of constant medical attention,” Galligan said. “He has no sensation from his chest down.”

Previously, Galligan had said Hasan was paralyzed from the waist down.

So which is it: no sensation or severe pain?


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