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North Korea: A New Part of Hazzard County, Sez Boss Hogg April 8, 2009

Posted by gregquill in Uncategorized.
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North Korea still claims their big missile put a satellite in orbit, and it’s playing music.

North Korean music, I guess. Three notes by two untuned instruments, endless loop.

We say, “No way, Kim Jong Il Dude. Only the first stage of the rocket worked; the second and third stages splashed into the Pacific with the warhead… uh, payload.”

We say that loudly and repetitively.

As if to say, “Better try again, Pyongyang putzes!”

So they can try time and again and … finally get it right?

How dumb.

Why not go along? “Oh what a nice launch! And so fearsome. You are Tiger Killer of Kolean Peninsura… I mean, Korean Peninsula.”

Then maybe they’d stop.  And never develop accuracy, reliability and precision.


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