jump to navigation

Good News! January 16, 2009

Posted by gregquill in Uncategorized.
trackback

Not only did an American pilot on the USAIR flight save everyone by his mastery of the double bird strike on takeoff at LaGuardia Airport yesterday, landing the plane intact in the East River; there are now two fewer Canadian geese flying in U.S. airspace!

We should bring the troops home from Iraq-istan, and concentrate on building an unmanned drone airplane with lasers which can burn the tail feathers off Canadian gooses in our airspace at a range of 3 miles. After they crash, Lacy the Wonder Dog would be delighted to run around, barking her head off, and collect them for the authorities.

And McDonald’s should come up with some gooseburger recipes in their secret kitchens.

Advertisements

Comments»

1. gregquill - January 16, 2009

Sandy,

It is so much fun corresponding with you, even through blogs. I had not ever heard of Paula Deen until your comment! Now, a whole ‘nudder world has opened!

Thanks! Seriously!

-Greg

2. gregquill - January 16, 2009

NEWS UPDATE
DIT DIT DIT… DIT DIT DIT…

THEY CAN’T FIND THE TWO JET ENGINES FROM THE AIRPLANE IN THE RIVER.

Actually, that’s not news. It’s New Yawk, fer pity sake. Never, ever, leave anything lying around if you want to see it again. ‘Specially overnight, outside. In that part of town? Fuggedaboudid. Dos engines have been chopped, painted and sold three times aready.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: