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BBQ Season April 29, 2008

Posted by gregquill in Uncategorized.
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BBQ RULES

We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it’s the only type of cooking a ‘real’ man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events is put into motion. Routine…

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the hot grill – beer in hand.
Here comes the important part.

(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine…
(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
 
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
( 8 ) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:

 
MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

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Comments»

1. Mary - April 30, 2008

Tee Hee – cute and oh so true!!!

2. Brenda Love - April 30, 2008

I just bought a little Hibachi grill. Yes, I have homeowner’s insurance.

3. gregquill - May 2, 2008

I admit I anticipated more negative comments here!

Who knu?


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