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Monty Python and the Holy Grail April 27, 2008

Posted by gregquill in Uncategorized.
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Killer Bunny

Please see Get Stewed for the tie-in to this.

Or get stewed, I guess…

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1. Brenda Love - April 27, 2008

I don’t think even my car would be a match for that bunny. A tank, maybe?

2. Stew - April 27, 2008

*sob* waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You’re mean to me *sniff*

But you can redeem yourself by chopping down the tallest tree in the forest with… A HERRING!!!

3. gregquill - April 28, 2008

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.

CLERIC: (reading) And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, “O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade, that with it Thou mayst blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.” And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu—

BROTHER MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother…

CLERIC: And the Lord spoke, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.”

BROTHER MAYNARD: Amen.

KNIGHTS: Amen.

ARTHUR: Right! One! Two! Five!

GALAHAD: Three, sir!

ARTHUR: Three!


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