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Shocked, SHOCKED, I Am, At This Galactic Terrorism! December 18, 2007

Posted by gregquill in Uncategorized.

Supermassive Black Hole Seen Blasting Neighborhood

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

A jet of radiation from a supermassive black hole in a distant galaxy is blasting another galaxy nearby — an act of galactic violence that astronomers claimed is new.

Scientists said the extremely intense jet from the larger galaxy can be seen shooting across 20,000 light-years of space and plowing into the smaller one.

The smaller galaxy is being messed up by the radiation and the jet is being bent before shooting millions of light-years farther in a new direction.

“What we’ve identified is an act of violence by a black hole, with an unfortunate nearby galaxy in the line of fire,” said a guy at the Center for Astrophysics. He said any planets orbiting the stars of the smaller galaxy would be dramatically affected (ie, screwed), and any life forms would likely die as the jet’s radiation transformed the planets’ atmosphere.

Oh, the humanity!  Wait; life forms?!  We want to hear from the Reverend about that racial slur, too; “black hole” indeed.

Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi MUST stop this aggression by the Administration perpetrated by NASA (Not Actually Smart Anymore). Cut off the intergalactic funding, I say!  Astronaut diapers, I will put my foot DOWN!

Er, uh, I mean…

MILLIONS of light-years?!

Oh, never mind



1. Brenda - December 18, 2007

This is what is known as an Inter-galactic Drive-by.

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