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Do Tell, Jonathan Livingston October 24, 2007

Posted by gregquill in Uncategorized.
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Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the Swiss league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire, and we’ll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

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A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls.

One day, his supply of the birds ran out, so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he came upon two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them.

Immediately, he was arrested. The charge: “transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises”.

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1. kenju - October 24, 2007

I’m groaning – but I’m also laughing!


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