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Potpourri August 18, 2007

Posted by gregquill in Uncategorized.
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The Los Angeles pedophile who hangs out where little girls congregate, taking pictures and writing a dirty blog, is just outside the law and just outside the tolerance of society. Restraining orders, short term jail time – it’s not working. We have to find a way to change his mind. He is unable to stop his monomania, so we must help him. But how?

We have to make him think of something else. I think it involves putting him handcuffed with a sharp knife into an ambulance, and parking at the local ER room. Then, some impromptu “surgery”, and we send a doctor to the ambulance as we escape.

That will change the subject for him.

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So, they’re going to bring back the shuttle with a hole in the tiles anyway. What’s the worst that can happen? Yes, we could gain seven front row parking places at NASA.

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1. Stew - August 18, 2007

Moose love to eat bananas. Perhaps some banana oil, a couple of zip ties and a trip to Maine?

That saves the taxpayers the healthcare costs.

I hear moose are gentle nibblers.

2. Greg Finnegan - August 18, 2007

Stew, that will be okay, as long as there is a Cougar in the ambulance to encourage the dude outside to meet the moose’s nibbles. It’s all about changing his mind.

Kind of a cat-and-moose game.

3. Greg Finnegan - August 18, 2007

Now this space shuttle is carrying a teacher or two, right? And it has a hole in its tiles. The last shuttle that tried to land with a hole landed in Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia and Florida. Maybe we should ban teachers from shuttles.


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