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Quickies February 14, 2007

Posted by gregquill in Uncategorized.
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1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It’s called “Ministers Do More Than Lay People.”

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

3. The difference between the Pope and your boss…the Pope expects you to kiss only his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it’s gone.

5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom.

6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

7. A blonde said, “I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.”

8. My neighbor was bit by a stray, rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I asked him what he was writing. He said, “I’m making a list of the people I want to bite.”

9. Definition of a teenager: God’s punishment for enjoying sex.

 

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1. wordnerd - February 15, 2007

I love these. I love #8 a little TOO much!!!

2. Brenda - February 15, 2007

I miss the good ol’ days of TV preacher scandals. Now all we get is Bishop scandals.

3. gregquill - February 15, 2007

Wordnerd, I know, I know. Wouldn’t it be great?!

Brenda, you’re right. Now it’s a woman Bishop head of the Episcopalean communion and her male rival, of all things. I keep trying to find the word “bishop” in the Bible… Or archbishop, or cardinal or Pope for that matter!

4. vatsnv - February 16, 2007

A real nice laugh…you are really good, man…

5. gregquill - February 16, 2007

Thanks, Vatsnv. I like your blog! But that name is hard to prnnce.


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