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Short, Short Stories October 31, 2006

Posted by gregquill in Uncategorized.

Short (!) Story

Here’s a challenge. Write a short story.

A very short story.


Six words.

Here is my set of Very Short Stories, to get you started (1).


Love you forever. Don’t call me.


When she’s grown, I’m outta here.


Just cock the hammer, like this.


Oops. Now the jet is inverted.


Iraq to Korea? About 12 minutes.


DON’T drink that … well, never mind.


If you’re sick, use my purse.

1. (Reg.U.S.Pat.Off., amazon.com contract pending; would I lie about that?)


So, let’s see your short, short stories.



1. Rev. Qelqothhttp://qelqoth.pointlessbanter.net - November 2, 2006

Eat. Work. Beer. Sleep. Ad infinitum.

2. kenju - November 2, 2006

She said no. He was disappointed.

He said why not? She said, “Because”.

3. brendalove@gmail.com - November 2, 2006

My snake just ate a mouse!

4. Stew Magoo - November 2, 2006

I wrestle goldfish, he farted.

no, not enough
Fertile is my mind, my back is weak

no, too many
dammit, oh is this thing on?

5. Stew Magoo - November 2, 2006

Oh and the gratuitous,
Brenda flattens bunnies, see them run!

6. Ankit - November 3, 2006

Oh god!!The queen is Pregnent but by whom!!! [ It has got religion ,Sex ,Royalty ,Adultary and suspense what else could you ask for …]

7. Greg Finnegan - November 3, 2006

How great! What a wonderful talent pool we have tapped!

Ah, for the heydays of Twenty-One and Jeopardy!

8. Greg Finnegan - November 3, 2006

Sting ray? You’ve got to be…

A collect call from the Pope.

They sure don’t have a nuke.

Nicest folks on earth, the French.

Badges? Don’t need no stinkin’ badges!

I’m gettin fond of that bitch.

Read my lips: No new taxes.

I took initiative,inventing the Internet.

I didn’t live in this century.

Well, I am not a crook.

Everybody is ignorant on different subjects.

Nothing to fear but fear itself.

Marijuana? Once. I did not inhale.

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