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Life In The RV Campground September 28, 2006

Posted by gregquill in Uncategorized.
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OK, it’s time to tell the truth. For two years, I have traveled the country, doing contract engineering work for drug companies and hauling my 5th wheel RV trailer (Big Easy) behind my truck (Big Ride). Lacy the dog and I stay in places called “RV campgrounds”.

Here’s the truth: they are trailer parks. No more denying it. And the doggie and I have become:

Trailer Park Trash!

Now, a company is introducing some dolls to appeal to our demographic: Trailer Trash Barbie and her friends, Jer Wayne Jr. and Trash Talkin’ Turleen.


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Trailer Trash Barbie – “She smokes, drinks beer and has a third-grade education. What’s not to love?”


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Jer Wayne Jr.
“Press his chest, and hear him exclaim the likes of, ‘Yer lying thru yer tooth!”


Trash Talkin’ Turleen – with belly-button quotations.

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1. kenju - September 28, 2006

I’m speechless (which doesn’t happen often) LOL

2. Tasha - September 28, 2006

WOW! I just finished LMAO! Those are great! Great blog!

3. brendalove@gmail.com - September 28, 2006

Hey, even Trailer Trash needs love too! I bet Lacy loves her life more than anything.

p.s. – I think I have pushed Stew over the edge with my “pink” jokes….I am hiding from him….don’t let him know I was here!

4. Wordnerd - September 29, 2006

Ah, so the truth comes out…is that middle guy molded after you?

5. Greg Finnegan - October 2, 2006

Kenju, something for a nice floral centerpiece, I think.

Tasha, thanks. Brenda, we trailer park types crave love – like Stew yearns for pink!

Wordnerd, he is my role model. I am working on growing that mullet.


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