Hasty Ruminations

“Bush’s legacy? Yeah, the Legacy took the oath of office … twice.”

“Daddy says I French kiss the best.” *

“It’s a test for fresh gasoline. Lemme see your cigarette.”

“I met your Dad in a gay bar.”

“Cell phones won’t affect this airplane. But let’s try my garage door opener.”

* National Lampoon’s Vacation

I took my HP notebook in for repairs last week. It couldn’t find the CD drive, and I needed it to. The repair place did a great job – local outfit in Lincoln, NE – and they had a variety of used notebooks for sale. So, I decided to get a spare. A consultant can’t be without his PC too long; what if I had to issue an emergency invoice?!

So I got a Toshiba which is newer than my HP, with a newer version of XP, and a great FREE alternative to Microsoft Office: Open Office 3.0.

For under $400.

Yes, hard to believe! They aren’t finished with the HP yet, so I’m using the Toshiba. Just gref>at… grfe/at… frxe~gat.. great! No pobllems.

The octuplets’ mom is to give her first interview on the ‘Today’ show.

I think we’re getting too loosey goosey about all of this reproductive stuff. Abortions, cloning, and now someone implanted an eight armed cephalapod – an octopus – into a woman who says she likes kids. And yes, she gave birth to it.



Well, I for one say ENOUGH!

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